Halloween Riddles

Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray!

Where do ghosts go on Saturday night?
Anywhere they can boo-gie!

When is it back luck to meet a black cat?
When you are a mouse!

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones!

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch!

Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein!

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A plumpkin!

What do birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream!

What was the favorite game at the little ghost's birthday party?
Hide and Shriek!

Where does Count Dracula eat his lunch?
In the casketeria!